Vocal Dissonance

This is what I do with my nights.

This is what I do with my nights.

I empathize with this little yellow elephant. But everytime I offered up sandwiches the monsters try to eat me instead. :I

They were PERFECTLY good sandwiches! D:

(Source: santanasunderboob, via timmynya)

One of the first things I heard when first coming to Earth is that humans are capable of creating even more bizarre things than us extraterrestrials.

HOW RIGHT THEY WERE.

Wh-what is this… i-is it bad it’s horribly catchy?

cailencrow said I could wind up being anything… So he said I could be a chicken. A… chickamari? Calamicken? I would be the worst chicken ever. :[

cailencrow said I could wind up being anything…

So he said I could be a chicken.

A… chickamari? Calamicken?

I would be the worst chicken ever. :[

The ideal way to travel in blizzards - Peony’s ogre fur is really warm for someone like me. How her butt never freezes in tundra temperatures I will NEVER know. ((OOC note - since the campaign Serge was in ended, it lets me come up with other scenarios that Serge goes on before his trek back home. |D)

The ideal way to travel in blizzards - Peony’s ogre fur is really warm for someone like me. How her butt never freezes in tundra temperatures I will NEVER know.

((OOC note - since the campaign Serge was in ended, it lets me come up with other scenarios that Serge goes on before his trek back home. |D)

…. …. erm.

inkystudios: For some reason this had me cracking up One paper strip on that has my EXACT feelings. :c

inkystudios:

For some reason this had me cracking up

One paper strip on that has my EXACT feelings. :c

…yeeeeah I’m never teaching you that alcohol ritual EVER.






…yeeeeah I’m never teaching you that alcohol ritual EVER.

I DO have cousins on Earth after all! :D

I DO have cousins on Earth after all! :D

(Source: cloversnbluemoons)

poippet:

narcolepticbunny:

flyingseafoodspecial:

narcolepticbunny:

flyingseafoodspecial:

…needless to say it triggered a horrible gag reflex. :[

Peony is horrible

APPARENTLY GIRLS LIKE THIS BUT FOR ME IT’S HORRIBLEEEEEE D: